America: Britain, how long would it take me to get from my House to Germany *is looking at map of Mostly the US, with Mexico, and Canada off to the side*
England: Well, maybe you should try looking at an actual bloody map instead of that narcissistic nonsense, you idiot!
America: Then I'll just ask Google maps! He'll tell me!
England: You can't google things in 1942!
America: * furiously typing on a laptop* I DO WHAT I WANT B*TCH! *internet crashes* ;n; Why must you hurt me in this way
England: AHAHA PEASANT!
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110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
