110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK

Germany explains Yaoi... Ew ;-;

Germany: *working out w/ headphones on and muffled music playing*

Italy: Hey~a Germany!

Germany: *oblivious to Italy*

Italy: Germany?

Germany: *still oblivious*

Italy: *sees headphones* Oh~a... *takes headphones of Germany* *the mentally scarring kind of German rock is playing* 0-O Do~a you need~a to see a therapist, Germany?

Germany: •___• No. *sweatdrop* but Japan does! He needs it for his.. Uh.. Yaoi addiction! Yeah... That's it

Italy: What's yaoi?

Germany: *explains*

Italy: Oh~a well~a that~a would explain~a the comic book I found~a on his floor one day!

Germany: •____• JAPAN!!

Japan: *yaoi senses are tingling* I sense a disturbance in the yaoi... This cannot be good... *proceeds to continue to read an 18+ GerIta fanfic* This gives me an idea... Yes.. The Yaoi League...