Author: *has nose buried in Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phenix*
America: Hey Author!
Author: *annoyed look* *slowly looks up* What.
America: Check out this website! *shows some random website with a Which House Are You In quiz pulled up* I got Gryphondor! ((Yeah. I spelled it wrong. Deal with it! Haha love you guys!))
Author: *takes quiz* I hope I got RavenClaw! *gets Hufflepuff* What! *takes several more quizzes, still answering truthfully* *gets Hufflepuff every time*
Canada: I got Hufflepuff too, so don't feel bad.
Author: I'm a mentally challenged potato
Canada: No, you're just i-
Author: So I'm a mentally retarded potato...
Canada: *whisper shout* NO. JUST. HUFFLEPUFF.
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Haha lol love all my fellow Hufflepuffers! Also; When I was trying to type the beginning my predicative speech thought I was going to put 'nose burrito' I laughed so hard, like, what is a nose burrito even?? On the photo at the top, I wanna know where da heck is Northern Italy?? They put Romano in there, but he would be in Slytherin! Well, whatever. We have Canada and Russia.
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FanficThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
