Extremely offensive chapter. Extreme exaggerations, please don't think badly of me!
Alfred: Yay gay rights!
Alfred: No what am I saying! Kill the homos!
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Alfred: I'm a democrat
Alfred: frEAKING DEMOCRAT SCUM! I AM A REPUBLICAN
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Alfred: Hurray, feminism!
Alfred: I HATE FEMINISM! WOMEN ARE GREEDY WHORES
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Alfred: stEAK!
Alfred: Steak offends me, as I am a vegan.
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Alfred: LETS GET HIGH
Alfred: kiLL ALL OF THE DRUGS
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Alfred: DEATH TO CRIMINALS
Alfred: Just let the pedos roam free, they're people too
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Alfred: WE ARE DESTROYING THE PLANET PLS RECYCLE 'N SH*T
Alfred: Don't recycle. I don't care 'bout no "environment" or "endangered species"
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110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
