I... Mustache you a question

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**IN A JC PENNY**

America: *has on an adhesive mustache*

Worker: Um, hello sir. You seem a little lost, do you have any questions?

America: uh, yes actually. I mustache you a question.

Worker: What's the questio-

America: *troll face* But I'll /shave/ it for later

Worker: -.- I hate my job

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