THE MISHEARD LYRICS OF OH FORTUNA

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Here's a link to the video:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8

America: *face is on a gopher* GOPHER TUNA

Nyo!Italy: *points to dish* BRINGG MORE TUNA

Geny: *gestures to A statue of a dog scratching itself* STATUE OF BIG DOG WITH FLEAS

France: *crosseyed* Some men like cheese

England: *stands next to France and gestures to cheese on fire* Hot temperate cheese

Author: *licks chalk* Green chalk can taste like hippies

Axis: *became momentary hippies*

Japan: *in a boat* You caught two rocks

America: Pet two cool rats *pets two rats with sunglasses that are smoking cigarettes*

Austria: You don't get cheese or chicken *takes cheese and chicken away from Chibitalia*

England: Play chess all day *plays chess*

America: *holds Canada's sock tip with an extremely serious face* Hold his sock tip

France: She sold me good hot chicken

Obese!Italy: Saucy hot peas *face I don't feel comfortable describing*

Germany: *in a restaurant* Get me cod please

ForeverAlone!England: *draws face on rock* Rock talk to boy who believes

America: *pumping fluid out of a crying moose's mouth* Suck juice from moose

Prussia: *face is on a goose* Fun handsome goose

Romano: *puts cement on pizza* Cement pizza? *ages 20 years* Noobie please

France: *wearing a bra and tutu* Open bra top *nip slip*

Police!Germany: *squints and frowns* Get him locked up

Hungary: *gestures to a cracked aquarium* Leaky aquariataries

America: Look there, Froot Loop!

Lawyer!America: ;-; Don't sue YouTube. *squint and frowns angrily*

England: *writing furiously* They wrote teh dictionary

Italy: *furious* *crosseyed* SALSA COOLIES

Switzerland: *surrounded by windmill cookies* WINDMILL COOKIES

Doctor!America: *rips off surgical mask* THEY GAVE YOU GONORRHEA

Prussia: THIS OCTOPUS *points to octopus* LET'S GIVE HIM BOOTS *Prussia and Germany try to boots on him*

Germany: SEND HIM TO NORTH KOREA *The octopus is marching with Korean troops*

England: *holds up finger* OW PAPER CUT

TelleTubby: *rubs sand paper on America's arm*

America: SAND PAPER AH

Japan: *flailing* POTATO SOUP AND CHICKEN

Hungary: *points dramatically* GO TASTE THE DIP. IS MADE WITH COOL WHIP

Author: MAKE ROOM FOR AAAAAaaaAaaa PIECE OF LOVELY CAKE *gives Italy cake*

Italy: *smashes face into cake as epic trumpet music plays*

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