Here's a link to the video:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8
America: *face is on a gopher* GOPHER TUNA
Nyo!Italy: *points to dish* BRINGG MORE TUNA
Geny: *gestures to A statue of a dog scratching itself* STATUE OF BIG DOG WITH FLEAS
France: *crosseyed* Some men like cheese
England: *stands next to France and gestures to cheese on fire* Hot temperate cheese
Author: *licks chalk* Green chalk can taste like hippies
Axis: *became momentary hippies*
Japan: *in a boat* You caught two rocks
America: Pet two cool rats *pets two rats with sunglasses that are smoking cigarettes*
Austria: You don't get cheese or chicken *takes cheese and chicken away from Chibitalia*
England: Play chess all day *plays chess*
America: *holds Canada's sock tip with an extremely serious face* Hold his sock tip
France: She sold me good hot chicken
Obese!Italy: Saucy hot peas *face I don't feel comfortable describing*
Germany: *in a restaurant* Get me cod please
ForeverAlone!England: *draws face on rock* Rock talk to boy who believes
America: *pumping fluid out of a crying moose's mouth* Suck juice from moose
Prussia: *face is on a goose* Fun handsome goose
Romano: *puts cement on pizza* Cement pizza? *ages 20 years* Noobie please
France: *wearing a bra and tutu* Open bra top *nip slip*
Police!Germany: *squints and frowns* Get him locked up
Hungary: *gestures to a cracked aquarium* Leaky aquariataries
America: Look there, Froot Loop!
Lawyer!America: ;-; Don't sue YouTube. *squint and frowns angrily*
England: *writing furiously* They wrote teh dictionary
Italy: *furious* *crosseyed* SALSA COOLIES
Switzerland: *surrounded by windmill cookies* WINDMILL COOKIES
Doctor!America: *rips off surgical mask* THEY GAVE YOU GONORRHEA
Prussia: THIS OCTOPUS *points to octopus* LET'S GIVE HIM BOOTS *Prussia and Germany try to boots on him*
Germany: SEND HIM TO NORTH KOREA *The octopus is marching with Korean troops*
England: *holds up finger* OW PAPER CUT
TelleTubby: *rubs sand paper on America's arm*
America: SAND PAPER AH
Japan: *flailing* POTATO SOUP AND CHICKEN
Hungary: *points dramatically* GO TASTE THE DIP. IS MADE WITH COOL WHIP
Author: MAKE ROOM FOR AAAAAaaaAaaa PIECE OF LOVELY CAKE *gives Italy cake*
Italy: *smashes face into cake as epic trumpet music plays*
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FanficThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
