Russia: Become one with mother Russia, da?
America: /Mother/ Russia?
Russia: .. Da..
America: *takes off sunglasses* That's.... GAYYYYYYYYY
Russia: ;___________; Why??

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FanficThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-