Britain: *Under a tree*
America: *swings down so he is in front of UK* SPIDER KISS
Britain: *jumps back* KANEWPABELEOWWNEIRE
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110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
SPIDER KISS
Britain: *Under a tree*
America: *swings down so he is in front of UK* SPIDER KISS
Britain: *jumps back* KANEWPABELEOWWNEIRE