[le England in his kitchen]
England: *trying to make scones* There! Hopefully this time nobody will have to be hospitalized this time...
*time skip brought to you by flying mint bunny*
England: *takes scones out*
Scones: *perfect*
England: I thought this day would never come...
Author: *shocked*
The Queen: *shocked*
Jesus: *shocked*
Obama: *shocked*
Readers: *shocked*
Universe: *implodes because of England breaking the laws of everything*
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110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-