Author: Hey, Switzerland! Remember that time I bought you a sandwich?
Switzerland: Yeah. Why?
Author: I need you to return the favor.
Switzerland: What is the Favor?
Author: A Switzerland x Liechtenstein lemon fanfic.
Switzerland: HELL NO
Author: *slaps* B*TCH PLS I OWN YOU! NOW READ! *shoves fanfic in his face*
Switzerland: *reads fanfic with growing look of disgust on his face* *Leaves*
Author: MAN! NONE OF MY SHIPS EVER ARE CANON!! I GIVE UP *walks out*
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110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanficThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
