I HAVE RISEN

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The speech bubble says "give meh your delicious delicious candeh"

The cursive says "Sexykins 2.0"

Author: Hey, Alfie! Wanna do play take-turns-making-a-weird-drawing?

Alfred: Ok!

**many turns later**

Alfred: Our child is beautiful!

Author: Yes, we'll name it Sexykins 2.0, after we gave the first sexykins up for adoption!

Alfred: Yes, good call!

Author: Is it male or female?

Alfred: Both!

Author: We're getting a divorce. I get custody

Alfred: No! I get custody!

**literal custody battle, but Author wins**

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