110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
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    110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK

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    This is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-

    #cracktastic #fruk #germany #hetalia #humor #potatoes #shipping

    Germany is an awful storyteller

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    Author: *is dreaming about her parents and big brothers finding her Wattpad and reading everything and her PM's where she puts really private info* *wakes up* OH MY TAP DANCING JESUS CHRIST ON UNICYCLE WHAT THE FUFGE WAS THATTT
    
                          
    Germany: *in doorway* Be quiet and go to sleep already.
    
                          
    Author: BUT I HAD A FUDGING NIGHTMARE BRO
    
                          
    Germany: Don't care. Go to sleep. *turns to leave*
    
                          
    Author: Wait! Germany! Tell me a story?
    
                          
    Germany: -.- Once upon a time a little girl trusted a rabbit, and then the rabbit shot her. The end. *leaves* 
    
                          
    Author: You are the worst at stories.
    
                          
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    German fairy tales are like that. I watched a video on *magic sparkles and glitter everywhere* the interneeet.
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