Author: Now I bet your all wondering why I gathered you all here today.
Germany: No, actually you told us why, and if we didn't come you would rip off our nipples with pliers, give then to England, make him bake then onto a pizza, then force feed is that pizza
Prussia: Yah, zhat's rude.
Author: Prussia, shut your filthy whore mouth until I tell you that you're allowed to speak.
Prussia: *sobs profusely*
Austria&Germany: ...
Author: Welp, I am going to give you three some fanfiction to read through. Tell me if it could happen, or couldn't, on a scale of 'probably' to 'OH HAIL NAW', ok
Prussia: *sniffle* O- Ok
Germany: Fine
Austria: If I must...
**TEN MINUTES OF HORRIBLY WRITTEN YAOI FAN FICTIONS LATER**
Author: Ok, Germany, You are finished with your fanfic, right?
Germany: I suffered through it until zhe end.
Author: Tell me what it was about.
Germany: Prussia and I... You know.... Did zhe Do
Author: And what would you rate that on probability
Germany: OH HAIL NAW
Author: Ok. You may leave now
**PRUSSIA'S TURN**
Author: Prussia, you read yours all the way, correct?
Prussia: Keskeskeskes yeah
Author: And what was it about?
Prussia: Vest and I f*cked
Author: And the probability of it was?
Prussia: Oh yes.. *rubs hands together* it'll happen VERY soon Keskeskeskes
Author: I'll warn Germany
**Austria's turn!**
Author: Now, Austria, what was your fanfiction about?
Austria: *eye twitch* Me... And Prussia.... Screwed
Author: And what do you think the probability of that is?
Austria: Never. It would never happen. I would slit my wrists and jump of a bridge into heavy traffic before I would screw Prussia.
YOU ARE READING
110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanficThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
