**The Music is a parody of "Moves Like Jagger" and this parody belongs to BarleyPolitical**
America: *is trying to put in these pants and is looking into the mirror as he's singing this* These pants are too small....
They're skin tight! They're squeezin' my ballls! It's a sad sight;
I used to be thin now I got two chins.....
Should I hit the gym?
I'm getting to old... For Youtube
They're all gonna LOL at mah man-boobs
2p!Canada: *knocks on door, but isn't singing* C'mon man, let's go
America: *singing in reply* Mah stomach looks gross
2p!Canada: We'll fix in in post!
Prussia: Will you really
2p!Canada: *now singing* Oh hail no!
America: *now dancing in front of the cameras* DANGIT I really let myself go! I
Ate too much pizza and nachos
Now my man boobs are saggin'
All the other countries: *laughing at him*
America: *still singing* C'mon you guys stop laughin' at mah man boo-ooo-ooo-oooobs
England: *making his way over and singing* Let me have a tryyyy!
I can do it!
I sound like the guyyyy!
Let me prove it! *takes off shirt*
My gut's not as big!
Just hand me that wig! *puts in a black haired wig*
And watch mah gay jig *starts doing said jig*
Impersonating the guyyy's impressionn of the otherr guyyyy
It's like inception!
*starts to get all sweaty and fatigued*
Just gimme a sec, let me catch my breath*
***Just look up "Moves Like Jagger Parody Key Of Awesome" as I'm too lazy to type the rest! But I was thinking that France would be the blonde chick, and 2p! Canada would be the guy that's like "Oh Hail no"***
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