America: If I'm going to invade Canada, I need to get inside his mind.... I'LL GOOGLE IT *types in "Why is Canada so"*
Google Search Results: Why is Canada so
Great
Cold
Expensive
Big
Nice
Lame
Multicultural
Liberal
GayAmerica: *confused mutter* Why is Canada so //gay//???????????
Canada: *peeks his head in the room* Because I love the pe---
Author: *puts hand over his mouth* Shhhhhhh *drags him away* Shhhhhhh

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FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-