Author: Hello, young frenchy fries
America: I thought that was SevereHeta's thing
Author: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
France: Umm, aren't we supposed to be reacting to somezhing?
Iggwad: For once, he's right...
America: *tears come to his eyes* I thought I'd never see the day when peace would finally come.. *happy(?) sobs*
Iggybrows: -.- Shuddup.
Author: Well, anyway... You all have to react to FrUk, LiberTea, and FrUs
America: What's "LiberTea"?
Author: It's more commonly known as UsUk, but it's, like, a million times better
Iggy and America: EWWWWW
author: ENOUGH SHENANIGANS! TIME FOR THE ACTUAL CHAPTER
**FRANCEY PANTS' TURN***
FrenchyFry: *reads a FrUk lemon*
Author: Your thoughts..?
France: I'm mostly confused... I would /never/ do some of zheese zhings... And also England is [BEEP] and would [BEEP] a literal sheep, trust me on zhis and also I hate 'im
Author: Well that was rather rude
France: *shrug* Meh
**FRANCE AND FRUS**
France: *reads a FrUs lemon*
Author: Whaddid ya think?
France: *shudders* I 'ave standards, zhank you very much
**AMERICA REACTS TO LIBERTEA**
America: *reads a LiberTea lemon*
Author: Your thoughts?
America: *shrugs* Meh. I guess.. Maybe.. If I was drunk..
**AMERICA REACTS TO FRUS**
America: *reads a FrUs lemon halfway*
Author: You didn't even read it al-
America: *pukes violently* S-Sorry *pukes more*
**IGGWAD REACTS TO LIBERTEA**
Iggybrows: *reads a LiberTea lemon*
Author: .. And..?
Iggybrows: *face of extreme anger* No.
Author: Are you su-
Iggybrows: No.
**IGGY REACTS TO FRUK**
Iggy: *reads a FrUs lemon with a growing look of disdain*
Author: ;__; Try not to yell too loud
Iggybrows: *flips table* I'M OUT. I AM DONE WITH LIFE. *storms out with villian music playing*
Author: We--
Iggwad: *in the distance* AND I HEARD THE DISNEY MUSIC PLAYING
((P. S. This is about 301words and took me about 2 hours to write))
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