Author-chan, you idiot!

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Author: *on field trip to McDonald's* *sitting next to sick... Let's say Alfred*

Sick!Alfred: *eating a chicken sammich* Hey, I'm full, want the rest?

Author: Ok! *has forgotten he's sick* *eats the sammich*

*** THE NEXT DAY***

Author's dad: Hey! 'Randa, get up!

Author: *is all sick* Dadddyyyyyyy I'm gonna puuuke!

Author's dad: *sigh* Well I guess you can stay home...

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This is why I can't have nice things... But on the bright side, I have all day to update and my thumb has healed! *laughter slowly turns to sobs*

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