Author: *on field trip to McDonald's* *sitting next to sick... Let's say Alfred*
Sick!Alfred: *eating a chicken sammich* Hey, I'm full, want the rest?
Author: Ok! *has forgotten he's sick* *eats the sammich*
*** THE NEXT DAY***
Author's dad: Hey! 'Randa, get up!
Author: *is all sick* Dadddyyyyyyy I'm gonna puuuke!
Author's dad: *sigh* Well I guess you can stay home...
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This is why I can't have nice things... But on the bright side, I have all day to update and my thumb has healed! *laughter slowly turns to sobs*

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FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-