America: *on a scale*
England: *has foot pressing down in the back*
Scale: *reads 200 pounds*
America: *has head in hands* Nooo

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110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanficThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
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America: *on a scale*
England: *has foot pressing down in the back*
Scale: *reads 200 pounds*
America: *has head in hands* Nooo