Author: *has decided to look up Rammstein for reasons unspecified*
Germany: *bursts through the door* I HAVE HEARD ZHE MUSIC OF MEIN PEOPLE
Author: That dude sounds gay
Germany: No, he just has a a deep v--
Author: So he's gay
Germany: /Nein/ He has a deep voice
Author: So... He's gay
Germany: *deep breath* He Has. A. Deep. Voice.
Author: I'm hearing the same thing here
Germany: Yeah, I'm just going to go hang myself now, if you'll excuse me.
**Germany walks into the living room to go and watch TV**
Italy: *is holding an intervention*
Germany: ... What... O-o
Italy: It's ok Germany, we're here for you. You don't have to do this
Germany: ... /what/
Italy: *crying* WHY ARE YOU DENYING IT
Author: It's ok, Germany. You have options
Germany: I'm confused. Vhat's going on here
Italy: *sobbing and rolling around on the floor*
Author: Be strong, Italy. We have to help Germany
Germany: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS IS FOR
Author: For..
Germany: For..?
Author: BEING SO DANG GAY *runs for life*
Germany: I GIVE UP. I GIVE UP ON LIFE *walks out*
YOU ARE READING
110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
