America makes terrible wine. Or good wine. There is no in between.
His beer is, fir the most part, weak. And pretty girl (though he'd never admit it)
He now imports beer from Germany and England
Vodka from Russia (who may or may not have tried to poison it *cough*)
And wine from Italy and France.
His food is mostly permanently borrowed from the rest of the world. But, He puts his own spin on it, to make it his.

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FanficThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-