Canada: *brings Prussia upstairs*
France: Oh. 'e made a friend. 'Ow quaint.
**Strange noises start coming from Canada's room**
France: O-o *tries to ignore it*
**Strange noises continue**
France: *goes to Canada's room and opens the door*
Canada: *is playing CoD with Prussia* What.
France: Just--Just seeing if you two want... Snacks..?
Canada: No.
France: Umm.. Well..
Canada: GET. OUT. *rabbit ferret noises*
France: ... *backs out with hands in the air* Ok, ok. I'm sorry. I'll just go.
And that was the story of how Canada got pregnant.
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FanficThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-