((THIS CAN AND WILL OFFEND ANYONE EMO, JUST SO YA KNOW!PLEASE DON'T HATE ME OR LEAVE, I WAS TRYING TO SHARE SOMETHING AND IT CAME OUT IN A BAD WAY. I MEAN NO OFFENSE, AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY LIFE))
Russia: America. No. *hits him with rolled up magazine* Bad. No emo music
Emo!America: But... *sigh* Fine...
Russia: I had to /ban/ bands like My Chemical Romance, I had to ban black eyeliner, and I had to ban emo culture in general because of your bands seeping out into the world
America: Oh... But why? They all get over it eventually. And if they don't there's always the asylum and anti depressants...
Russia: There was a rising teen suicide rate, so I had to put a stop to it. I don't like the children dying...
America: Oh...
Everyone reading this: Aaaand I'm outta here. PEACE OUT BADGERS
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110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanficThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
