110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK

Weirdo poems by England

England: 'Tis the voice of the lobster; I heard him declare,
"You've cooked me too brown, I must sugar my hair"
As a duck with it's eyelids, so he with his nose
Trims his belt and his buttons, and turns out his toes.
When sands are all dry, he is gay as a lark, and will talk w/ in contemptuous tones of the shark.
But when tide rises and sharks are around, his voice has a timid and tremulous sound

Everyone: ...

England: I passed by his garden, and marked with one eye,
How the Owl and the Panther were sharing a pie:
The Panther took pie-crust, and gravy, and meat
While the owl took the dish as his share of the treat
When the pie was all finished, the Owl as a boon, was kindly permitted to pocket the spoon:
While Panther received knife and fork with a growl,
He concluded the banquet by eating the Owl

Me: You have issues