Just a little more sarcastic

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If Harry had been a Ravenclaw, but he was exactly the same personality:

What's he trying to do to the water?
Eye of hornet harp-string hum. turn this water, into rum.
He's obviously trying to cure the common cold. Gosh Harry.

Do you really think there's going to be a war, Sirius?
Nooooooo, it's not like VOLDEMORT has just returned and the Ministry's not doing anything about it. Nope, no wars here.

Wait, Slytherin's monster is a Basilisk? And that's a large snake?
No, a basilisk is a large chicken. It's not like Slytherin's mascot is a snake, I mean. Slytherin was most defiantly a Parsleymouth, who know, the language of the chickens. Duh, Harry, do your reading!

Because Ravenclaw was probably the most sarcastic house, not taking anyone's dumb s***. Their sarcasm could only be matched to that of a Slytherin who had the upper hand of an argument.

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