It's never over

Adventures of an annoying fangirl 5-6

5⃣
Setting: Goblet of Fire, Hermioneu, Ron, Cho, and Gabrielle are about to be put in the lake
Title; Adventures of an Annoying Fangirl: What the actual *#%@ is your problem Dumbledore
Dumbledore was just about to cast the spell as a loud pop was heard.
"Okay, okay, okay. I know you've got other stuff to do, but first, RANT."
Emily started.
"You are a sick messed up jerk who did not deserve to have a child named after you."
Adrian started. Everyone looked confused.
"Talking to Dumbledore. First of all, you know that Harry is the youngest and least inexperienced of all the champions. You also know he's going to win because he'a Harry freaking Potter but that is beyond the point. Do you have to make it as hard as possible for him? Seriously, the kid takes everything so literally."
Adrian continued.
"You know that Harry is friends with Ron and Hermione. THEY'RE THE FREAKING GOLDEN TRIO, FOR MERLIN'S SAKE. Don't make him choose between each other! Is there no one else that Krum has feelings for? Hermione doesn't even like him back."
Emily said.
"B-"
"No Hermione you don't like him. And then you go and add Harry's crush into the mix! Wait, sorry, wrong accent. We were just in one of the worst fanfics, it was horrible. There's a reason those two don't even have a ship name... Anyway, the girl Harry fancies. So he has to choose between her and his two best friends. SERIOUSLY DUMBLEDORE? YOU GOTTA GO AND MAKE IT HARD FOR HIM LIKE THAT? DOES CEDRIC ONLY LIKE CHO? MIGHT AS WELL THROW GINNY WEASLEY DOWN THERE AT THIS POINT!"
Emily ranted.
"While you're at it, Harry cares about Sirius Black quite a bit. And Hagrid. And Luna Love- doesn't know her yet sorry. Neville, Fred, George, Hedwig, do I need to go on? No, you get my point."
Adrian added.
"So, in conclusion, you are *#%@&$ up."
The two looked around.
"Did they go and put them in the lake?"
"I think so."
"Why does nobody listen?"

6⃣
Setting: Chamber of Secrets, Chamber of Secrets
Tiltle: Adventures of an Annoying Fangirl and the use of incredibly stupid pick up lines to distract Voldemort
Harry was running away from the basilisk as a pop echoed in the cave. The basilisk whipped around and struck out. A girl screamed."
"AAAHHH! Just kidding, you can"t get rid of us that easily."
Emily laughed.
"Wait... is this the movie?"
She asked. The boy looked around.
"Well, it is part of the fandom. And there goes the basilisk, so yeah, we're in the movie."
Emily nodded.
"Perfect, we can distract Voldemort. YO RIDDLE!"
She called.
"DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU GET OLDER YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE AND EGGgg...ooooh wow he's kind of cute."
Emily said.
"Really?"
Adrian asked.
"My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood."
Emily smirked.
"So now I have to do everything myself do I?"
Adrain asked.
"Are you a dementor? Because I practically die for your kiss."
Adrain sighed. She must be under a love potion or something.
"Technically you don't die, you get your soul sucked out."
He poked Emily. She didn't respond.
"Fine, just keep it PG. I don't need you making sexual references with Harry Potter quotes."
He searched around the room for a large rock.
"Be my Ron if I'm Hermione!"
Adrain glared at her. He found a rock.
"Hope this works."
"No need for amortentia on me, you've put me under your spell!"
Adrian threw the rock a Riddle. It bounced off of him and he broke eye contact with Emily.
"Waa? Adrain?"
She asked.
"You were flirting with VOLDEMORT."
He said very annoyed.
"Eww... I have one more thing to say though. BE THE VOLDEMORT TO MY TOM RIDDLE BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON NOT LOVERS I'M FOREVER ALONE AND HATE PEOPLE."
She screamed.
"Okay, time to go."
Adrain grabbed her arm.
"But I want to see him when Harry stabs the diary! He looks like he's regenerating!"
"You've had enough hp for today."