May 2nd

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To do list:

1. Break into Gringotts

2. Steal Voldemort's horcrux

3. Escape Gringotts

4. FLYYY for a few hours

5. Infiltrate Hogsmeade

6. Infiltrate Hogwarts

7. Start a war

8. Retrieve the last horcrux

9. CRY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE WHY FRED WHY

10. Okay, get it back together.

11. Always 💔 Apology or Promise not a love story but it still hurtssssssss

12. OPEN AT THE CLOSE

13. FORGET IT I'M CRYING

14. JAMES LILY SIRIUS REMUS-
Wait, Remus? NOOOOOOOOOO

15. AND TONKS TOO? BUT TEDDY!

16. Okay. Okay. Keep it together.

17. Hello Voldemort. I've been expecting you... Er, you've been expecting me. Uh, yeah. Just... THE BOY WHO LIVED COME FOR PIE

18. Why do the death eaters have pie

19. Guess he said die...

9 3/4.Well I'm alone now. Guess I'll hum. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape...DUMBLEDORE! No really, Dumbledore!

394. I'm the master of WHAT now?

7pt2. I should stop with the number references and just go back to being alive.

20. HARRY POTTER HAZ DIED. VOLDEMORT WINZ. OH NOES
lol jk

21. GO NEVILLE DESTROY THAT SNAKE

22. Let's finish this how we started...
HAVING NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON!

23. NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU
%#*<^

24. GOOD BYE TOM

25. AVADA EXPELLIARMUS KEDAVRA AND THE WANDS MEET AND VOLDEMORT DIES AND TURNS INTO BUTTERFLIES BUT ONLY IN THE MOVIE IN THE BOOK THEY DRAG HIS BODY INTO A FORGOTTEN CORRIDOR AND LEAVE IT THERE FOR SOME POOR UNSUSPECTING FIRST YEAR TO FIND

26. Now it is time to cry. And never stop. Just... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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