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Person: Oh you ship

Romione,Dramione,Harmiony, Fremione, Lupin x Hermione, Sirius x Hermione, Snape x Hermione, Drarry, Hinny, Huna, Nuna, Wolfstar, Ronks, Jily, Snily, Voldytrix, Snape x Lupin, Snape x Harry, James x Sirius, Fred x George, Sirius x Harry, Drapple, Chickron, Harry x Voldemort, Snape x Dobby, Dobby x Winky, Cho x Harry, Cedric x Cho, Cedric x Harry, Cho x Dudley, Dean x Seamus, OC x major character, George x Angelina, Fred x Angelina, Percy x Oliver, Bill x Fleur, Charlie x Tonks?, (Sorry if your ship isn't here, I did all I could think of and am slightly scared after looking up more, if it isn't here, add it in the comments if you like. Anyone can be shipped with anyone, I mean Drapple and Chickron. Ship them with food.),

Me: Yes, yes I do. And I have my reasons to.

Person: You're ship sucks. Ship this.

Me: NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS I WIL SHIP MY SHIP UNTIL I DIE YOU INSULT MY SHIP AND I WILL PERSONAL SEND A FLOCK OF DEMENTORS (what do you call a group of dementors?) TO PAINFULLY SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL. I HAVE MY REASONS FOR SHIPPING THEM. I LOVE THIS SHIP AND WILL NEVER STOP.

Person:

Ok then... But its not/ is cannon and that's stupid.

Me: Do I need to call some death eaters to destroy you? Cause I will. You ship what you ship. I ship what I ship.

Moral of the story:

It doesn't matter what you ship. As long as you believe in that ship, its the best ship in the world. Don't hate on other people's ships and we won't hate on yours.

But seriously, Snape and Dobby? I'm sure you have your reasons... and I won't hate on it...I'll try not to at least...

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