Hogwart's kitchens

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Somehead cannons that I have about the Hogwarts' kitchen.

James and Sirius getting hungry in the middle of the night and sneaking down to the kitchens with James' invisibility cloak, and after the long walk just asking
"Why were we not Hufflepuffs?"

After a Quidditch match that Gryffindor wins, James and Sirius going down to the kitchens and asking
"Okay we need five liters of butterbeer, six pounds of assorted chocolate, anything gold and maroon, and a really raw steak."
And then the house elves look at them questioningly
"Oh we won a Quidditch match"
"But what about the-"
"Moony's time of the month has come again"

And then years later Fred and George ask for the same thing and all the house elves ask them
"Would you like a steak with that?"
And they are so confused

There is a table in the kitchens and when someone comes down there, the house elves with usher you over there and ask you want you want, an when students ask why they have a table they just answer
"We have a lot of kids in black and yellow coming here often, sir/ma'am."

And the Hufflepuffs that don't really go to the kitchens that often still know how to get in because they hear in so much in the common room and are constantly asking their friends
"Do you ever stop eating?"

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