Boys, this is why girls go to bathroom in pairs:
Hermione was attached by a troll
Myrtle died
Ginny was abducted
Katie Bell was cursed by a necklace after being put under the imperius curse
AAAAAANNNNNDDDD
We are all secretly Parselmouths, so beware.
Well, you get the Ministry of Magic.
We get a snake.
Who kills people.
With his eyes.
Is the basilisk even a "he"? Is it a "she"? Or is it just an "it"?
No, his name is Susan. And he wants you to respect his life choices.
I speak snake.
Cause it's cool.
(Sorry Doctor Who-ing a bit there)
But that is the REAL reason.
And everyone who doesn't like Harry Potter will deny it because the secret was exposed.
YOU ARE READING
It's never over
FanfictionSeeing the grim everywhere you go? Shouting out spells as you do everyday tasks? This book has Harry Potter related anything! It's for the fans like me who can't accept that it's over. (CAUSE ITS NOT!!!) Lots of random Harry Potter stuff. Involves/w...
