35 signs you've been reading too much Harry Potter

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Here are 35 signs that you are reading too much Harry Potter!

1-10 --you are safe

11-20 --caution

21-30--Harry Potter fan

31-35--forget fan-you ARE Harry Potter(or one of the other characters)

Disclaimer:

Anything and everything Harry Potter is J.K. Rowling's!

1.You are still waiting for your letter.(maybe it's just a little late...)

2. You are constantly looking for signs that the wizarding world exists.

(Maybe that broken down building is actually the Leaky Cauldron or St. Mungo's or something else!)

3. You shout "lumos!" every time you turn on the light

4. You shout 'Nox' when turning them off.

5. You name pets(or stuffed animals) after the Harry Potter characters

6.You speak in parseltounge every time you see a snake

7. You read the ALL books at least 3 times

8.You follow the spiders

9. You quote Harry Potter and expect your friends to know that it's from Harry Potter and understand it.

10. Every time you wait for something and someone says wait a little longer you shout "I DID MY WAITING!"

11. Every time you try and find something, you try saying 'accio!'

12. You randomly shout spells whenever you want to

13. You write Harry Potter fanfictions
and stories

14. You find every little mistake in the movies and point out that it never happened in the book

15. Every time you feel upset, you say it's the Dementor's fault and eat a lot of chocolate

16. When you play chess you order the pieces around

17. You pout when they don't move

18. You find ways that could have saved characters from death(time turner for example?)

19. You cried when they died.

(R.I.P. Fred, Sirius, Lupin, Tonks,Dumbledore,Dobby, and everyone who died that was good!)

20. Edward is really Cedric!

21. You can name every book

22. You can name the Golden Trio's first, middle, and last name (and patronus)

23. You can name the marauders, their nicknames, and what animal they turn into

24. You read the books, watched the movies, played any video game you could find, and still aren't bored with Harry Potter

25. You recognize the actors in other movies and still call them by their Harry Potter names (there are a lot of Harry Potter characters in Doctor Who. A lot.)

26. You see death omens EVERYWHERE

27. You know every house and the founder

28. You know who Peeves, Teddy Lupin, Winky, and Snuffles are, and what a niffler is(if you don't READ THE BOOKS!!)

29. You have all the book

30. You have all the movies

31. You have all the video games

32. You have books related to the series(unofficial Harry Potter cookbook, idiots guide to the Harry Potter wizarding world, Quidditch through the ages, etc.)

33. You have been(or plan on going in the next month) to the theme park in Florida

34. You have seen ALL the movies at least 3 times

35. You read this list and others like it :)

So there's 35 signs you've been reading to much Harry Potter! I got 34/35. I think I would be most like Hermione... anyway if you have anymore ideas then comment! I'm going to try to make a second chapter with other ideas! You can also comment with your results! Harry Potter for always.

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