Azkaban

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Honestly I don't think I would mind Azkaban if I had the wifi password. Just make sure I'm not next to Sirius

Me: Oh my gosh your Sirius Black you're one if my favorite characters you're a dog animagus and a creator of the marauders map and a marauder and you were the first person to break out of this place why don't the dementors affect you as much as everyone else never mind that's answered in the third but oh my gosh I'm crying now because of when you die in the fifth year because of Bellatrix probably because there are so many dementors blah blah blah....

Sirius: Someone Avada Kedavra this muggle she's worse than the dementors!

Though that would make me a high security prisoner....

Crime: Obsessive fangirling

Sentence: life in Azkaban....but that will just make it worse because Harry Potter would be real (why am I saying 'would'! It IS real! At least in my alternate dimension...)

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