It's never over

Adventures of an Annoying Fangirl 7

Setting: Third year, trying to find a way to save Sirius from getting the dementors kiss.
Title: Adventures of an Annoying Fangirl; Get on the Hippogriff loser we're going shopping
The last thing Hermione and Harry needed was a loud pop.
"Seriously! We need to save Sirius! This is the last thing we need."
Harry groaned. Emily glared at him.
"Fine. You don't need my help. I'LL JUST NOT TELL YOU HOW TO SAVE HIM."
"Actually I can't do that he's one of the most favorite characters ever."
Emily walked over to Buckbeak.
"I'm not bowing to a bird, so go ahead and slice me. I'M INVINCIBLE."
Buckbeak just acted like she wasn't there.
"See? Everyone bows down to ME."
Emily jumped on the back of the hippogriff.
"C'mon, let's go save Sirius."
Hermione and Harry looked at each other skeptically.
"Look, if Adrian was here I wouldn't be serious but he got sick so now I have to save everyone myself. SIRIUS IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER I MEAN YEAH HE DIES LATER BUT AT LEAST HE HAS HIS SOUL."
Harry sighed.
"It's the only plan we've got."
Hermione nodded and bowed to Buckbeak. Buckbeak bowed back to the both of them and they climbed on the bird/horse.
"Okay, seventh floor office by Flitwick's there's a window it should work."
And they were off.
When they reached the window Emily got Buckbeak to hover for a bit will she attempted to jump on the window sill.
"If I fall I go back to my own world. Then it's up to you and I don't trust you."
She glared at Harry.
"Hermione you're in charge."
Emily gracefully (not really) jumped off the hippogriff and landed on the window sill.
"YES!"
She screamed.
"PARKOUR I'M A NINJA!"
She then decided the best way to open the window.
"Well, it worked for the Divergent fangirl..."
She kicked the glass and it formed a small crack.
"LAWS OF MAGIC DON'T APPLY TO ME!"
She screamed again and punched it. Broken glass was everywhere. She slipped inside the room.
"Get on the hippogriff loser we're going shopping."
She smiled. Sirius looked extremely confused.
"How did you-what did you-"
"Sirius, they've got dementors, we need to go!"
Hermione said.
"Go on ahead, I have a few things to say to the Minister of Magic."
"That won't be pretty. Wish I could stay and watch."
Sirius said and climbed out the window.
"HERMIONE YOU'RE STILL IN CHARGE EVEN KNOW SIRIUS IS A LEGAL ADULT. I DON'T TRUST HIM EITHER."
Emily called as they flew away. Just then the door opened an a dementor swooped in.
"AHHHHH!"
Emily screamed.
"Just kidding it doesn't affect me I'm not really here."
She glared at the dementor.
"You won't be needed."
"But, who are you! Where's Black?"
Fudge asked.
"I'll get to you later. Hi Snape!"
Emily waved.
"Oh, by the way, your mass murderer isn't really a murderer, we prevented that actually. Annnnnnd he'a gone. Again. Sucks for you."
Emily smiled.
"And one more thing before I go: Cornelius Fudge you are a $*&@. Thank you!"
The was a pop an she was gone. Emily swore right as she was leaving she could see Dumbledore smiling.