Teddy

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So basically everyone lived for this and it's around summer 2014 (Teddy's 15/16)

Teddy being the emo kid :

Lupin: What have you done to your hair

Teddy: It's green.

Lupin: No, it's made of grass.

Tonks: I didn't know we could do that!

Lupin: Not helping...

Teddy: Why can't I have green hair? This is me, dad, it's not some stupid phase.

Lupin: Don't start that with me.

Teddy: I'm leaving

*Teddy storms up to his room*

Lupin: Teddy!

Lupin: TEDDY LUPIN.

Lupin: THEODORE LUPIN GET DOWN HERE

Lupin: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION

Lupin: PUHLEASE I GREW UP WITH SIRIUS FREAKING BLACK YOU THINK I HAVEN'T DONE THIS BEFORE

(XD he wouldn't really say that)

Lupin: YOU'LL HAVE TO COME DOWN EVENTUALLY

Lupin: I HAVE CHOCOLATE

Tonks: That's not going to work...

Lupin: YOUR MOTHER SAID IT'S NOT WORKING DON'T YOU WANT TO BE A REBEL AND PROVE HER WRONG

Lupin: I'M TAKING YOUR CHEMISTRY LOVE CDS

Teddy: MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

Lupin: FINE I'M TALKING THAT TOO

Teddy: I DON'T NEED IT I'VE STILL GOT WIZARD ROCK STUFF MUGGLE SONGS AREN'T EVEN THAT GREAT

Tonks: Why don't you take his phone

Lupin: I'M TURNING OFF THE WIFI

Teddy: I'LL TURN IT BACK ON

Lupin: NOT IF I BREAK THE BOX THING THAT CONTROLS IT

Tonks: Can you even fix that?

Lupin: Nothing Reparo can't fix

Tonks: Great I broke the toaster again

Lupin: How did you...?

Tonks: Get back to yelling at Teddy.

Lupin: YES TEDDY I'M BREAKING THE WIFI

Teddy: SEE IF I CARE

*crash*

Teddy: DAD YOU ACTUALLY BROKE THE WIFI

Teddy: HOW DO YOU EVEN BREAK THE WIFI

Teddy: MUGGLE STUFF IS USELESS

Lupin: Great.... now what?

Tonks: Fix the toaster.

Tonks: Love you!

Teddy: THE WIFI STILL WON'T COME BACK ON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Lupin: We need a new toaster... this thing is completely destroyed.

Teddy: I'M GOING TO DIE I HAVE NO WIFI

Tonks: STOP FANGIRLING AND HELP YOUR DAD FIX THE TOASTER

Teddy: WHAT DOES THE TOASTER HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?

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