Effects of being a Potterhead

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It's not a broken heart, it's a Harry Potter scar.

HP- Harry Potter. Not even thinking about the printer anymore.

Person: Harry
Me: POTTER
Person: Styles...

Snakes don't hiss. THEY SPEAK TO ME

Sirius, Andromeda, Regulus, Orion, and Bellatrix aren't just astronomical terms anymore

*name of actor*
Me: *shouts name of who they played in Harry Potter*

Person: You-Know-Who's over there
Me: VOLDEMORT!? WHERE!?

IT'S NOT A STICK
IT'S A WAND

*Throws sock at someone*
Person: Hey!
Me: Actually that's a great honor. It means you're free. LIKE DOBBY

Person: Why do you never curse?
Me: I do curse. Avada Kedavra, Cruicio, Imperio, Sectum Sempra, need I go on?

I'm constantly singing the Harry Potter parodies of popular songs and even putting my own Harry Potter related words in place of the correct ones. Everyone says I have the words wrong, though.

SO MANY REFERENCES, SO LITTLE TIME

There is ALWAYS a Potter quote fit for the situation.

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