It's not a broken heart, it's a Harry Potter scar.
HP- Harry Potter. Not even thinking about the printer anymore.
Person: Harry
Me: POTTER
Person: Styles...
Snakes don't hiss. THEY SPEAK TO ME
Sirius, Andromeda, Regulus, Orion, and Bellatrix aren't just astronomical terms anymore
*name of actor*
Me: *shouts name of who they played in Harry Potter*
Person: You-Know-Who's over there
Me: VOLDEMORT!? WHERE!?
IT'S NOT A STICK
IT'S A WAND
*Throws sock at someone*
Person: Hey!
Me: Actually that's a great honor. It means you're free. LIKE DOBBY
Person: Why do you never curse?
Me: I do curse. Avada Kedavra, Cruicio, Imperio, Sectum Sempra, need I go on?
I'm constantly singing the Harry Potter parodies of popular songs and even putting my own Harry Potter related words in place of the correct ones. Everyone says I have the words wrong, though.
SO MANY REFERENCES, SO LITTLE TIME
There is ALWAYS a Potter quote fit for the situation.
YOU ARE READING
It's never over
FanfictionSeeing the grim everywhere you go? Shouting out spells as you do everyday tasks? This book has Harry Potter related anything! It's for the fans like me who can't accept that it's over. (CAUSE ITS NOT!!!) Lots of random Harry Potter stuff. Involves/w...
