Quidditch Team

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(I'm using names I know from the marauders era, they may not actually play quidditch)
How everyone thought James Potter (the first) was going to be as Quidditch Captain:

OKAY GUYS WE HAVE TO WIN

LET'S TRAIN REALLY HARD

SHUT UP ALL OF YOU

DON'T DROP THAT QUAFFLE

CATCH THAT FRIGGIN SNITCH

MERLIN

SIRIUS YOU LET THE BLUDGER HIT MARY

MARLENE STOP
YOU LET THE QUAFFLE IN
FOUR TIMES

GUYS SHUT UP EVANS IS COMING

How he really was:

Um.... So.... Quidditch. If we train hard enough, but not too hard, we can win this for Gryffindor. We CAN do this. Okay, so, GO GO GRYFFINDOR!

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