Annoy the marauders

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Several ways to annoy the marauders

1. Follow Remus around and sing "Dirty little secret" but change the lyrics to "Fury little secret"

2. Play "Welcome to the Black Parade" while following Sirius (and watch some of the muggleborns freeze and some start crying) and when he asks if this has anything to do with his last name reply
"No it's because you die and this song is about death."

3. Show them all pictures of what they look like in the future. Except for James. Show him a picture of a koala and shake your head sadly
(Don't ask why it's a koala.)

4. Poke Remus with silver and ask why is this not working

5. Throw frisbees for Sirius, knowing he will chase after them

6. Fanged Frisbees

7. Surround Peter's bed with mouse traps of all kinds

8. Make a list of animals that eat rats and place it in the common room

9. Remind James that Snape's patronus is also a doe, making it possible that it is not Lily who is his soul mate, but Snape

10. Call Peter a mouse

11. Call Remus a puppy

10. Call James a reindeer

12. Leave Sirius out of the name calling

14. Skip random numbers while making a list and hand it to Remus

15. Maybe make that list fictional werewolves who are hot

16. And either forget to put his name on there or make the list entirely his name

17. Give Sirius and James muggle books about magic and watch as they correct every fact

18. Ask why they can't do that in class

19. Replace James' glasses with ones shaped like hearts

20. Place signs around school saying all dogs must be on a leash

21. Hand James a leash and point at Sirius

22. Make a list of reason why deer are stupid

23. Raise your hand higher than Remus' in class

24. Point out that all their names end in s.
JameS
SiriuS
RemuS
PeterSssSSSSsssssssSSSSSSsss

25. When Peter asks why there are so many 's's (or what ever the plural of s is) on his name reply that it's because he should have been one of the evil little snakes and not a lion. (Not all snakes are evil. But Peter is.)

26. Prove to Sirius that not all Slytherins are bad and it is actually a perfectly fine house to be sorted into.

27. Set up a date between Lily and anyone but James and watch as James goes insane

28. Set up a date between Lily and James and watch as James has no idea what to do now

29. Get all their plans for pranks, and carry them out before they can

30. Fangirl obsessively over them every minute of every day

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