Several ways to annoy the marauders
1. Follow Remus around and sing "Dirty little secret" but change the lyrics to "Fury little secret"
2. Play "Welcome to the Black Parade" while following Sirius (and watch some of the muggleborns freeze and some start crying) and when he asks if this has anything to do with his last name reply
"No it's because you die and this song is about death."
3. Show them all pictures of what they look like in the future. Except for James. Show him a picture of a koala and shake your head sadly
(Don't ask why it's a koala.)
4. Poke Remus with silver and ask why is this not working
5. Throw frisbees for Sirius, knowing he will chase after them
6. Fanged Frisbees
7. Surround Peter's bed with mouse traps of all kinds
8. Make a list of animals that eat rats and place it in the common room
9. Remind James that Snape's patronus is also a doe, making it possible that it is not Lily who is his soul mate, but Snape
10. Call Peter a mouse
11. Call Remus a puppy
10. Call James a reindeer
12. Leave Sirius out of the name calling
14. Skip random numbers while making a list and hand it to Remus
15. Maybe make that list fictional werewolves who are hot
16. And either forget to put his name on there or make the list entirely his name
17. Give Sirius and James muggle books about magic and watch as they correct every fact
18. Ask why they can't do that in class
19. Replace James' glasses with ones shaped like hearts
20. Place signs around school saying all dogs must be on a leash
21. Hand James a leash and point at Sirius
22. Make a list of reason why deer are stupid
23. Raise your hand higher than Remus' in class
24. Point out that all their names end in s.
JameS
SiriuS
RemuS
PeterSssSSSSsssssssSSSSSSsss
25. When Peter asks why there are so many 's's (or what ever the plural of s is) on his name reply that it's because he should have been one of the evil little snakes and not a lion. (Not all snakes are evil. But Peter is.)
26. Prove to Sirius that not all Slytherins are bad and it is actually a perfectly fine house to be sorted into.
27. Set up a date between Lily and anyone but James and watch as James goes insane
28. Set up a date between Lily and James and watch as James has no idea what to do now
29. Get all their plans for pranks, and carry them out before they can
30. Fangirl obsessively over them every minute of every day
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