Lily left a note on the door explaining everything those two would need to know. Harry was only four months old, and Sirius had convinced James to do things with him that Lily did not approve of.(Hide and seek with the invisibility cloak or Hallowe'en trick or treating, for instance) She sighed and left to go out with her friends.
Sirius and James were deciding what to do with Harry.
"Well...."
"We could...."
"Reenact Bambi-"
"And scar him for life? No."
"Well...."
"Er...."
"THE LION KING!"
Sirius suddenly shouted.
"He comes from a family of Gryffindors, so therefore he must have a lion king ritual."
Sirius said seriously.
"Ok....we can use Lily's nail polish."
"Or the carrot purée Evans-er-Potter-ag-Lily made."
"I'll just get a pomegranate."
James dashed downstairs to see if they had the exotic fruit. Sirius picked Harry up carefully and brought him to James. James grabbed a baby rattle and stuck it on a broom.
"The monkey's stick."
Sirius took it and the rattle jingled. Harry cooed. James handed over the fruit and Sirius split it. He smeared the red guts of the pomegranate on Harry's head.
"ITS TYE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIFE!"
He "sang".
"AND IT MOVES US ALL!!!"
James heard a door open.
"TILL WE FIND OUR-mmrffff!"
James clapped a hand over Sirius's mouth.
"Lily's home!"
He whispered.
"Don't let her see!"
They started going out the door and heard a
"Don't let me see what?"
From Lily.
"Uh.... roar?"
James turned around and Lily was glaring at them.
"It was his idea."
Lily laughed.
"Oh come on, you're doing it wrong."
She took Harry from Sirius and wiped the juice off his head.
"Besides, water color paint works better."
Sirius and James let out a sigh of relief.
"You know what this means,"
Sirius said as James started walking out of the kitchen.
"You're getting trampled by wildebeest."
James laughed.
"Peter can be the pig. I think you're more of the meercat than the monkey."
"Dumbledore's Rafiki!"
Lily called.
"That's the so called 'monkey' you speak of!"
Sirius laughed.
"Just as long as we can get Remus to be Scar."
James smirked.
"This is so happening."
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