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Adventures of an annoying Fangirl 1-4

Hello. My name is Emily. And I am a witch. Not really. I don't even exist in that world. I'm real, and I'm a fangirl. And these are my adventures traveling into the Harry Potter books to yell at idiotic characters and fix stuff. (With the help of my fanboy partner, Adrain) Allons-y!

1⃣
Setting: Hogwarts, on the train, Philosopher's Stone
Title: Adventures of an Annoying Fangirl: It begins
There was a loud pop that startled Harry, Ron, and Hermione. A girl appeared out of no where, age somewhere between 14 and 16 by the looks of it. She straitened her Gryffindor tie (which made no sense with the Ravenclaw bracelets, Hufflepuff earrings, and Slytherin bow in her hair. She did have on a Hogwarts shirt with all four houses, so that may be a reason why.) and said,
"You might as well get used to this. I'm your series annoying fangirl, Emily. See how generic I am? All four houses attire, with plain brown hair and eyes. Yes, I need the glasses, they aren't just because I'm a fan. And the scar is makeup."
"Series what?"
Ron asked.
"Fangirl. They haven't chosen a fanboy yet, seeing as they can't decide how he can wear all four houses without looking stupid. I'll be your guide through the series, though no one takes me seriously. I mostly yell at you when you make stupid decisions. Well, not you as much, but everyone else. Especially Dumbledore."
Emily smiled.
"So see you around! By the way, you've got dirt on your nose."
She pointed at Ron.
"I just said that!"
Exclaimed Hermione.
Emily waved and the loud pop sounded again.
"Does that happen often in the wizarding world?"
Asked Harry.
"Not that I know of."

2⃣
Setting: Grimmauld Place, Order of the Pheonix, just after an order meeting, Harry is there. (not in the order, but at Grimmauld place)
Title: Adventures of an Annoying Fangirl: Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Wrong fandom
There was a loud groan from everyone at Grimmauld Place as a familiar loud pop sounded in the room.
"Yes, I'm happy to see you too. I see you still haven't defeated Voldemort, maybe it would help if you told the boy who is literally the only person who can do it because of that prophecy SOMETHING!"
Emily started.
"But that's not why I'm here. Remember me from the train in your first year?"
She asked Harry.
"First year? We've seem you about a million times since then! All of us have, in fact. By the way, where's Adrian?"
Emily looked puzzled.
"Well, I guess my time line is different than yours. Wibbly Wobbley Timey Wimey wait wrong fandom. Sorry, my friend is the Whovian Fangirl. Fairly normal for her show. Now, the point."
Emily stared down the table.
"Clearly, there's a problem. And I'm not talking about the lack of communication with Harry. Well, kind of, but not really. Some of you just need to confess your undying love for each other already! Harry, Ginny. Ron, Hermione. Tonks, Sirius. Wait, Not canon. I meant Lupin. Lupin and Tonks. Really. TEDDY! Okay I'm done."
Emily smirked at several blushing faces.
"Oh and Harry, Cho is a whiny b*tch that just wants to talk about the death of Cedric and thinks you're in love with Hermione. Go with Ginny, please."
Emily smiled sarcastically.
"See you around! And Sirius, watch out for the curtains. They're quite dangerous."
There was am awkward silence until someone said,
"You know, we've never taken her seriously before, so why are we now? Let's get on with our lives."

3⃣
Setting: Shrieking Shack, Prisoner of Azkaban
Title: Adventures of an Annoying Fangirl: So you're just ignoring me
Snape had just disarmed Black when a loud pop was heard by all in the room.
"Not again! She and Adrian just left!"
Harry sighed.
"Hello! This is what... Prisoner of Azkaban?"
Emily asked.
"Yeah, looks like it."
Emily looked around.
"Okay, so I know I've met Harry, Ron, and Hermione, but have I met you guys yet? I mean, I know who you are, I've read every fanfic there is about you, and some of it should never be spoken of again, just saying."
"Maybe if we ignore her she'll go away."
Sirius suggested.
"Really? That's not how this works."
Emily huffed.
"I could do it you know."
Snape continued with the story line.
"No you couldn't. Dumbleore trusts you. Bad idea, I don't trust you."
Emily rolled her eyes.
"But why deny the dementors, after all they're so longing to see you."
Snape glanced at Emily.
"She's still here."
He hissed.
Harry spoke up.
"You were saying about dementors?"
Snape looked back at Sirius.
"Do I detect a flicker of fear?"
"No, you missed it. Why be afraid of a cloak. Just a monster that can suck out your soul. Wait, we're here already? I had so much to say about your argument that was all 'Shut up Sirius' 'No you shut up Remus' and 'Oh hey Snape go play with your chemistry set' and all that stuff about your sixth year and the prank on Snape with the werewolf that Lupin had nothing to do with and you never forgave James for SAVING you, idiot, and James really matured and defiantly belonged with Lily, not you ungrateful bat."
Emily ranted.
"Still ignoring me? FINE I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT LILY EVANS REALLY THINKS OF SEVERUS SNAPE!"
And she left with a pop.
"What?"
Snape looked over at the area where Emily just was.
"What just happened?"
Harry asked.
"I think you were about to curse me."
Sirius offered.
"Oh yeah. Exelliarmus!"
Harry said, but pointed at Snape. So did Ron and Hermione. The pop came again.
"Really!?"
"YOU ATTACKED A TEACHER YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!"
"GO AWAY EMILY!"

4⃣
Setting: First potions class, Philosopher's Stone
Title: Adventures of an annoying Fangirl: Fanboy Sidekick
"What would you get if you added powdered root of asphodel into an infusion of wormwood?"
A loud pop sounded through the dungeons.
"Yes, we get it, you miss Lily."
Emily rolled her eyes. This time, she had a boy with her.
"By the looks of it, you don't know who we are."
Everyone in the class was silent. Snape looked furious.
"Well, I'm Emily, series fangirl. This is Adrian, series fanboy. He's new."
Adrain, a boy who looked as plain as Emily, waved at the class.
"Hello."
Adrain had the same Hogwarts shirt as Emily, and Gryffindor tie, but was wearing a Ravenclaw prefect pin and a Slytherin hat.
"We didn't know how to fit the Hufflepuff in so we made that is personality."
Emily shrugged.
"Yes, but now I have a sidekick! Fangirls and Fanboys of the Potter series, never fear! We'll *try* and save all your favorite characters from certain doom!"
Emily shouted.
"And Snape, try not to kill Lupin when he becomes DADA teacher. We need him for another four books and five movies."
Adrain added.
"Yes, you'll do nicely."
Emily smiled. The loud pop sounded through the classroom again and both of the fans were gone.