Omg Stop singing

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A typical day at lunch**:

Me: It's gonna be a different year🎶

Friend: what

Me: This is not the place for fear🎶

Friend: wait you're singing

Me: I've got a job to do. (I don't feel like putting 🎶 on everything just assume I'm singing)

Friend: A Ministry of Magic song at that

Me: Time to empty out my trunk

Friend: You don't own a trunk

Me: No more use for all this junk

Friend: It's not junk

Me: I'm not going back to school.

Friend: yes you are

Me: Hermione will be there

Friend: She's fictional

Me: Thank god for Ron as well

Friend: So is he

Me: But in the end I know it's me

Friend: No it isn't.

Me: Yeah, in the end it's me.

Friend: I just said no

Me: Now I'm finally on my own

Friend: You're surrounded by people

Me: So far away from home

Friend: You live two blocks away.

Me: And I'm fighting all alone

Friend: You're not fighting anything

Me: I've got no place to call my own.

Friend: Yes you do

Me (in a higher voice):This is not just your burden

Friend: I didn't know your voice got that high

Me: It's the definition of a friend

Friend: No, a friend is someone who tolerates you more than others

Me: Got all we need in my bag.

Friend: What do you have in there?!

Me: When Ron had to run and hide

Friend: Are you done yet?

Me: And I was broken up inside

Friend: He was gone for maybe four chapters

Me: Still got a job to do now.

Friend: Sure you do

Me: Cause I'm finally on my own

Friend: 50 ish other people here

Me: So far away from home

Friend: A ten minute walk

Me: And I'm fighting all alone

Friend: How long does this go on

Me: I've got no place to call my own.

Friend: Are you even listening to me?

Me: I was weak and I messed up

Friend: You messed up by singing

Me: But now I'm here to fight

Friend: Oh good. We needed more violence

Me: The deluminator led me back.

Friend: The what?

Me: I was prepared to fight alone

Friend: No you weren't

Me: All by myself in the unknown

Friend: Really. Do you even have a toothbrush

Me: But my best friends would not allow it.

Friend: We're also not allowing you to sing

Me: Now we've got a job to do.

Friend: Yeah I need help with my Spanish homework that's due next period

Me: Whoaaaa

Friend: Was that necessary

Me: And now we've got a job to do.

Friend: You said that

Me: Cause we're finally on our own

Friend: surrounded by people

Me: We've made this place our home

Friend: No we haven't. It's a school

Me: Now I'll never be alone

Friend: Even when you sleep

Me: We've got this place to call our own.

Friend: Really now

Me:Finally on our own

Friend: Oh great the echo

Me: Far away from home

Friend: Done yet?

Me: Never be alone

Friend: So how's the weather

Me: Call our own

Me: Okay done

Friend: Finally. B-B BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE *thump thump* DARK DAEK

Me: DID FALL OUT BOY EVER SAVE ROCK AND ROLL

Friend: WHERE DID THE PARTY GO?

Me: How did we even get here?

**Exaggerated for fictional purposes. I usually can't get past the first verse without a chorus of groans

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