It's never over

The end

Just read to the end. Everything will make sense.
April 1st, 2015
As I am sitting in my room, eating a crazy amount of jelly beans, I have time to think about how life really goes. Do I honestly have enough time to obsess over something? Imagine all the books I could have read, but I wasted my time reading the same series. Wasted my time on fantasy, really. I should be reading nonfiction, actual real-life stories to prepare for the future. I mean, what is there to like about a series such as this? It's not like you fall in love with the characters, wish you belong there, experience the magic for yourself, and constantly quote the best words ever placed together in the English language. Any language for that matter. It all seems the same, there's no one unique. No one who sees things others can't and has such an amazing imagination that they see things like Crumple Horned Snorkacks and Nargles, for instance. Every character is exactly the same. There's no distinguishing good from evil, and if there was, it would be very black and white. Good people and death eaters, so to say. There's one time period, and the events are so very ordinary it's boring. It's like every other story. Prophecies and heroes defeat villains and don't die. Not even become masters of death and return from the dead. Really. BORING. And it's a carbon copy of every other piece of great literature. Just like Twilight. the characters even share the same traits, and last name in the end. And as I'm laying here, seriously considering whether or not these jelly beans are really edible, I look very deep inside my mind and try to piece every piece of information I have learned about the world together. And honestly I should be doing homework but right now I'd rather be doing whatever it is I'm doing at this exact moment in time. And that would be writing via mobile device. Which is easier said than done, for that matter. And I realize one thing, one very large thing, and that would be this; I don't like Harry Potter

AND I'M BAD AT APRIL FOOLS JOKES CONSIDERING THE ABOVE SO JUST GO ONTO THE NEXT CHAPTER I NEEDED THIS TO BE EXACTLY 394 WORDS BECAUSE REFERENCES :)
THAT WAS PAINFUL