Muggle borns at Hogwarts

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Siblings sending muggle borns spoiler in howlers and the students just having a shouting match with the howler

"AND IN THE NEXT SEASON OF DOCTOR WHO..."
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA BUT PLEASE SAY HE DOESN'T REGENERATE"
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Hogwarts having a dance at the end of seventh year (who knows they could have this every year we just don't know because there was no end of seventh hear just DEATH)
And at first its just normal dancing music and then some wizard bands, but then a few muggleborns bring a speaker on stage and engorgio it. They pop in a disc and suddenly BOOM songs every muggle born knows
Some of them try to teach the purebloods how to dance but they don't get it

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Three muggle born friends dressing up as a Gryffindor, a tiger, and a bear for Halloween and the purebloods call the Gryffindor unoriginal until a Ravenclaw (or any other house I felt using Ravenclaw) girl runs up to them and shoves The Wizard of Oz into their faces and shouts
"Lion and tiger and bears, oh my!"
And when they get yelled at for 1.) screaming in the hallway 2.) Not wearing school uniforms 3.) improper use of library book they just link arms and skip off to Dumbledore's office singing
"We're off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!"
But that's all they know so they make assorted sounds until the because because because because because part, and start over. This time a Hufflepuff boy who knows the lyrics jumps in and sings them for the rest.

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Karaoke night in the Great Hall.
The words to any song you want to sing appear
And a few muggleborns pausing for a moment
Stepping up to sing
And it's a disney song

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Quidditch matches where some unsuspecting pureblood shouts WHAT TEAM?
And they get a chorus of WILDCATS! and are confused for the rest of the match

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A few Gryffindors getting together and deciding to use Lion King lyrics for any time
First years mouthing off to prefects?
"I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware! OH I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING!"
Friends not waking up early enough?
"NAHHHHHHHH SEVANYAAAAAA MOMOBICHIIIIII BABAAAAAAA
It's the CIRCLE OF LIFEEEEEEEEEEE"
Teachers telling them to be prepared for OWLS?
"BE PREPARED!!!!" Some one shouts
"Yeah! We'll be prepared! Be prepared for what?"
And professors sighing
People stressing out over exams or NEWTS
"Hakuna Matata... What a wonderful phrase...."
And suddenly there is no more studying but singing
Couples snogging in the hallways an instead of shouting at them to get a room
"Can you feel the love tonight?"

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Muggleborns shouting USE THE FORCE LUKE when they've been taught Wingardium Leviosa

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A group of Muggle borns randomly deciding to wear pink one Wednesday and their pureblood friends getting slightly offended when they can't sit with them but the half-bloods and other muggleborns are laughing their heads off

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If the Harry Potter books existed and Hogwarts was real, muggle borns who read the books staring off into the sky during astronomy and making random remarks like "Sirius looks very bright tonight. Almost like his life." and everyone thinks they're just into divination or astronomy but they get a few death stares as well

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Muggleborns renaming all the houses and fighting over which series to model it after
"Ravenclaw can all be Poseidon, Gryffindor can be Zeus, Slytherin looks Hades-ish, and Hufflepuff could be Apollo. No haikus, though."
"Are you kidding? Slytherin is district one, Hufflepuff is district eleven, Gryffindor is district two, and Ravenclaw is three."
"Please. Gryffindor is Dauntless, Ravenclaw is Euridite-"
"STOP GUYS. GRYFFINDOR IS THUNDERCLAN, SLYTHERIN IS SHADOWCLAN, RAVENCLAW IS RIVERCLAN, AND HUFFLEPUFF IS WINDCLAN."
"You didn't let me finish! Slytherin is Candor and Hufflepuff is Amity/Abnegation mix. BAM."
"Why can't they just be Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Slytherin. and Gryffindor?"

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