You're taking longer to get here than Snape takes to say his speech in the Deathly Hallows.
You're about as calm as movie Dumbledore asking Harry if he put his name in the Goblet of Fire
You look worse than Bellatrix after she spent over a decade in Azkaban
You're about as exciting as Professor Binns talking about Goblin Riots
You look like you just got hit by the Whomping Willow
Even Crabbe and Goyle could do that better than you
The only person who would date you is the giant squid
I take that back, not even the giant squid would date you
YOU ARE READING
It's never over
FanfictionSeeing the grim everywhere you go? Shouting out spells as you do everyday tasks? This book has Harry Potter related anything! It's for the fans like me who can't accept that it's over. (CAUSE ITS NOT!!!) Lots of random Harry Potter stuff. Involves/w...
