Marauders Oneshots

SIRIUS BLACK ~ Dear Diary

"James Potter, I swear to Godric, as soon as I can, I will drag you to the Forbidden Forest, hex & curse you to death and put you in the body bag so that the creatures there can have a meal of you."

DEAR DIARY

"Ah, no! Fabian Prewett, give it back now!"

"No can do, my dear Cara," Fabian smirked.

Fabian and Gideon were your best friends. But as of the current moment, you hated them.

With Fabian and Gideon being...well, Fabian and Gideon, they had figured out how to get to the girls dorms in first year without conjuring up a slide so that they could hang out with you.

It was now sixth year. And now they had your diary.

The diary in which you write absolutely everything- from the time you hexed Gilderoy Lockhart to...your crush on Sirius Black.

Well, it wasn't just a crush...you were in love with him. But so was practically everyone in the school. So not that much of big deal, right?

"Ok, Cara, here's how this is going to play out," Gideon started.

"We're going to take this diary-" Fabian continued.

"And then read it-"

"And whatever tea that is spilled in it-"

"We won't reveal to anyone-"

"And we swear on Dumbledore's future grave-"

"That we won't look at you any different-"

"Because you're our best friend!"

You looked between them, shocked. You could not let them read your diary.

You looked around for your wand and when you found it, you grabbed it to hex them but when you looked up...they were bloody gone.

You rushed up to their dorm and tried to open the door with every spell you knew. You even tried to take it down physically- but that didn't do much good for your knuckles at all.

You gave up and slumped to your room, not falling asleep that much because you were thinking about what the twins would think.

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It was the next day and you were sat down at breakfast alone. Usually you were always at breakfast first and then the twins would join you. But you dreaded that today.

After a while, the twins came in and sat down opposite you, not saying a word- they just sat down and started eating. You carried on eating but kept looking at them cautiously as they still stayed quiet...which was a rare occurence.

After some time, Fabian spoke up, "So...you like Black?"

You looked up, halfway through chewing your bacon. You quickly finished off the food in your mouth before talking. (bc it's rather rude to talk with your mouth full 🥴)

"Uhhh, yeah...?" you said, worried about how they would react.

Next, they both broke out into identical twins, "Well, that is just perfect-"

"Because we were hoping you liked someone-"

"Since you were getting a bit boring being single-"

"Not that single people are boring-"

"Yeah! I mean, a lot of single people are kweens-"

"That's right! Like, look at us!"

"We should have gold crowns on our head-"