Hey!! So if you've had the audacity to decide to read this book then you must me mentally deficient such as me, myself and I.
read this book
or don't
idc
[as]
oml omfg oml omfg oml omfg I need to stfu I'm not funny
In this book I'm gonna make mistakes because I'm human believe it or not...so...yeah- if I forget a full stop or something please don't come at me as if I murdered your whole family
Please be nice :)
Just read it 😩 Smut is a n o n o :)
🙂🔪
send me ☹️requests☹️
the stories get better as you go along I swear 💀
Don't copy my work !! even if it's the best form of flattery there could possibly be, I put a lot of effort into my work :) so please tell me if you see something copied or extremely similar
**cover credit goes to humaneity <3
I don't own the GIFs or pictures used in here
This😌book😩may⚠cause😠a🥵rapid😤loss😃of✨brain🥴cells😏or😻swooning🐸over😇fluff🤑and🥰stupidity🤩and😎sarcasm😉as 🔪well😳as😜too😆many✌relatable🤗moments😈
If you do, however, in any case suffer, I know CPR but I shall back out on the mouth to mouth part 💀 I do not claim responsibility for damage of electronic devices if yours is hurled across the room after reading this :)
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You can skip this part but I'm gonna say who the characters are played by so yuh
James Potter/Prongs ~ Aaron Taylor Johnson
(there must be something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you ;))
Sirius Black/Padfoot ~ Ben Barnes
(DiD iT hUrT wHeN yOu FeLL fRoM heAvEn?)
Remus Lupin/Moony ~ Andrew Garfield
(If you're hot then I must be cold because opposites attract 😏😏😏)
Peter Pettigrew/Wormtail ~ Jamie Bell
fuck you <3
UPDATE: loads of you wanted Dane DeHaan as Peter so here you go you horny hoes <3
Peter Pettigrew/Wormtail ~ Dane DeHaan
And you can imagine how Lily and the other people mentioned in the book are. I've also made young Snape and Regulus Black good looking so don't worry about that :)
I can only assume y'all want Regulus as Timmy so
Regulus Black ~ Timothée Chalamet
nothing- just...rail me please thanks xox
Either way, i-i need help on my obsession with them. I can't physically or mentally describe it in words, music or poems but all I know is that it's unhealthy how bad I want them.
Now without further adooo...
✨I solemnly swear that I am up to no good...✨
YOU ARE READING
Marauders Oneshots
FanfictionJust read it 🙂🔪 Smut is a n o n o send me ☹️requests☹️ the stories get better as you go along I swear 💀 If you do, however, in any case, suffer, I know CPR but I shall back out on the mouth to mouth part 💀 I do not claim responsibility for d...