After the Fall

Parenting 101 (Fluff and Craziness)

"Momma always told me! Be careful what you do! Don't go around breaking young BOYS hearts!" Nancy exclaims to the top of her lungs while pointing at Karen, Karen pointing at her as well while they both hold a bottle of wine in their hand.

"And momma always told me! Be careful who you love! Which I guess I followed because I DON'T LIKE BOYS!" Robin exclaims.

"HEY!" They all cheer loudly.

Lucas just looks at them like they completely lost their mind while they dance and sing to the loud music of Michael Jackson on the radio. All of the girls dance and sing around the kitchen while the boys all still play in the game room. Lucas looks over at Max, her seated on the barstool while she sings along to the song with the fork close to her mouth, pretending it is a microphone. Nancy begins to down the whine in her hand, her head going back as she does so.

"Nancy! I thought out of all the people here you would agree with me!" Lucas exclaims.

"Not today!" Nancy says before slamming the bottle of wine down on the counter. "Woo!"

Robin goes to down the bottle of beer, her holding up her finger while she begins to slap her chest, a loud long burp coming out of her mouth. "Ten out of ten!" Robin exclaims.

"Yeah so lady like." Lucas says to himself while shaking his head. Lucas leans his forearms on the counter, looking at Max use her fork and knife as pretend drums while her eyes are closed on her empty plate. "Not you too." Lucas says before he takes the empty plate from her as well as the fork and knife.

"Hey I was drumming!" Max says.

"Yeah okay." Lucas says as he puts the dishes in the sink. "You have to stay sane with me unlike these maniacs, don't fall into the dark side." Lucas pouts while flipping his bottom lip and looking at her.

"Aww your adorable face almost makes me want to listen." Max smiles while her head is leaned on the palm of her hands, her laughing when he sends her a sarcastic look.

"Mom!" Lucas exclaims when he looks over Max's shoulder, seeing her on the living room table while she dances, Joyce and Karen cheering her on. "No no no!" Lucas says before rounding the large counter and making his way over to them. "Karen you're suppose to be the chaperone."

"I am chaperoning, I'm keeping watch!" Karen says while she continues to dance.

"Mom get down!" Lucas says, a horrified expression on his face while he looks at her dance.

"Oh I'm just getting started!" Sue mentions.

"No no please!" Lucas says while shaking his head. "Since when did I become the parent?!"

"WOOOOO!"

"YEEES!"

Lucas huffs out loudly, him stomping his way over to the game room, seeing Dustin and Mike on the couch cheering loudly while Steve and Johnathan down beer. "Stop yelling!" Lucas yells.

"But I just beat Mike's score! I'm better!" Dustin exclaims from the top of his lungs while shaking his head like a maniac.

"You wish! Another game!" Mike says, them beginning to play another game.

"Think you can beat me?!" Steve questions.

"Oh we'll see!" Johnathan exclaims before they both begin to down two cans of beer at the same time, holding both to their mouths. "Done!"

"DANGET!"

"Lucas!" Lucas turns to see Erica at the doorway. "Get your mother off the damn table I'm trying to watch TV!"

"She's your mother too get her off the table!"

"Yeah I tried them she threw her jacket at me! Which makes you the next victim! So please be kind and get her off the damn table!"