Ant and Dec
Who's is most likely to be late for the studio?
Ant holds up his Dec paddle and then Dec holds up his after sporting a knowing look.
Ant" Yay!"
Dec" It was always going to be a match, I can't help it"
Who had the worst time dressed as a monster?"
Both hold up the Ant paddle.
Ant" Oh me, definitely me"
Dec" Ant for sure"
Ant"I had bruises up my shins for days"
Dec" And he had porridge all down his face, all in his costume"
Ant" It went everywhere"
Who is the most vicious in Get out of my ear?
Both hold up an Ant paddle.
Dec" Ant, definitely"
Ant" I have been known to take it a bit far"
Who's better at reading the autocue?
Both hold up each others paddles.
Ant" I would say Dec"
Dec" To be honest I would say Ant because I don't read the autocue that much, do I, I tend to remix it a lot and not really read it a lot"
Who would most likely to be cast in chitty chitty bang bang?"
Ant and Dec hold up the Dec paddle.
Ant" Not me"
Dec" You could be the child catcher?"
Ant" Oh thanks a lot, does he have a song?"
Dec" I don't know"
Ant" I don't want a song"
Dec" I would love it"
Who is the most competitive in Ant Vs Dec?"
Ant" Oh, wow that's a tough one"
Dec" Oooooooooooooooooooo, I think that's a draw"
Ant" Double heads"
Who spends the most time in hair and makeup?"
Dec holds up the Ant paddle and Ant holds up the Dec paddle.
Dec" You liar!"
Who is going to miss Saturday Night Takeaway the most?"
Ant" Stephen Mulhern, where is his head?"
Dec bursts out laughing.
Dec" My daughter too probably"
Ant" No we will both miss it"
Dec" Both miss it"
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Charlie and Stephen.
Who's is most likely to be late for the studio?
Stephen and Charlie both hold up the Charlie paddle.
Stephen" She is the worst, she used to always be late on BGMT, just like Dec I don't know what she does"
Who would be the most vicious in Get out of my ear?
Stephen and Charlie hold up the Stephen paddles.
Charlie" Oh Stephen, do you remember what he did last year to my dad, Ant won Ant Vs Dec and Stephen still dunked Dad in the water "
Stephen" Oh it was all fun and games, Dec knew that"
Who's better at reading the autocue?
Stephen holds up the Charlie paddle and so does Charlie.
Stephen" Charlie is a better at it, I'm always busy messing about"
Charlie" Oh yeah definitely"
Who would most likely to be cast in chitty chitty bang bang?
Charlie and Stephen both hold up the Stephen paddle laughing at each other.
Charlie" Stephen of course, I mean he does pantomime and butlins"
Stephen" It would be all I need to complete my collection"
Charlie" Your collection?"
Stephen" Of things I want to do"
Charlie" I think you will find that's called a bucket list"
Stephen" Oh very funny"
Stephen pokes Charlie in the ribs making her giggles and try to push him off.
Charlie" Stephen get off"
She gets him back by playfully slapping his arse with the paddle.
Who roots for who in Ant Vs Dec?"
Stephen holds up the Ant paddle and Charlie the Dec paddle.
Charlie" I have to root for dad obviously"
Stephen" So I root for Ant, he was always my favourite anyway"
Who spends the most time in hair and makeup?"
Charlie holds up the Stephen paddle and Stephen holds up the Charlie paddle. Charlie sees it.
Charlie" You are kidding yourself, there is no way I'm in makeup more than you"
Stephen" Agree to disagree?"
Charlie" Sure"
Who is going to miss Saturday Night Takeaway the most?"
Both hold up both paddles and Stephen wraps his arm around Charlie.
Stephen" Both of us of course"
Charlie" I am going to miss this so much"
Authors Notes
Short one for you guys! I saw this Tik tok and had to write it. Your comments are always appreciated. Can you believe it's been two weeks since Takeaway ended.
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