(Y/N): We're back again folks! Caesar may be gone, but I'm not going to rest until the Pillar Men are defeated for good! More adventures, allies, and girls are coming your way, so I hope you're excited! Now, it's time to wreck some ancient assholes!
You decided to build up a bigger party, because well, you wanted to have more allies in this world. And the other major factor was that Kazuma and Aqua kind of suck right now.
Kazuma and Aqua: HEY!
Najimi: He's right you know.
Thank you Najimi. Anyway, Ruby had been putting up applicants for new members.
Ruby: We'll accept anyone! Even if you don't know magic or not, it's fine!
After many hours...
Kazuma: No one has come.
Ruby: What did I do wrong?
(Y/N): Nothing! Nothing at all.
Filo: Master, maybe we should just give up.
(Y/N): No! We won't give up, until-
???: Excuse me.
Someone appeared.
???: I came here after seeing this flyer.
Ruby: SOMEONE GOT IT! Who are you?
???: HEHEHEHEHE!
She did a pose that Joseph would have done.
(Y/N): Oh no, is this another eccentric like Joseph? I only need one of him.
???: I AM THE ONE WHO HAS THE BEST CLASS, AN ARCH-WIZARD! FOR I POSSESS THE ULTIMATE MAGIC THAT CRUSHES BOULDERS AND DESTROYS MOUNTAINS! I AM THE GREATEST MAGICIAN AMONGST THE CRIMSON DEMONS!
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Megumin: I AM MEGUMIN!
Everyone:
Kazuma: What was that?
Ruby: I don't know ... BUT I LIKE HER!
Weiss: Of course you do. Look, kid. Run along and play.
Megumin: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A KID?! I'M 15!!!!
Ruby: But, you're so small?
Megumin: S-SO?! WHAT DOES THAT MATTER?!
Ruby: AWWW! YOU'RE SO CUTE, GETTING ALL FLUSTERED LIKE THAT!
(Y/N): Kind of reminds me of Ryuko, she even sounds like her too!
Yang: I'll say. Except without the sentient clothes.
Kazuma: What kind of name is Megumin anyway?
Aqua: She's of the Crimson Demons. They have really weird names.
Megumin: My name is perfectly normal, thank you very much.
Yang: What are your parents' names?
Megumin: My Dad's name is Hyoizaburo, and my Mom's name is Yuiyui!
Yang: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Raphtalia: I have a question.
Megumin: What is it, mortal?
Raphtalia: Don't call me that. What's up with that eyepatch?
Megumin: Oh, so you wish to know about this glorious patch?
Raphtalia: I just want to know what it is? Is it a limiter to your power or-
Megumin: No, it's just an eyepatch. I wear it because it looks neat.
(Y/N): Raphtalia, leave her alone. Okay Megumin, what can you do?
Megumin: Hahahaha. Let me show you.
Later...
You guys saw a bunch of frogs again.
Yang: Not these things again.
Aqua: (shivering in fear) Why? Why those things again?
Megumin: NOW WATCH!
She held her left hand out.
Megumin: AMONG THE ONES MANKIND CAN EXECUTE, THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL BLACK MAGIC! EXPLOSION!
KABOOM!
A bunch of magic circles appeared above the frogs, and Megumin blew them up!
(Y/N): HOLY CRAP!
Kazuma: THAT WAS AWESOME!
Ruby: I KNEW SHE WAS PERFECT!
Weiss: Okay, I'll admit, that was- HUH?!
Everyone turned to see Megumin collapse.
(Y/N): Are you okay Megumin?
Megumin: The ... thing is ... my spell's consumption of magic power is tremendous. When I use Explosion, I become unable to move even for a while.
Everyone: SERIOUSLY?!
Much later...
Megumin was washed up after that explosion, and given some food afterwards.
Raphtalia: Hey (Y/N), so can we agree that-
(Y/N): Yes. Megumin, your Explosion spells must only be used when we're in a pinch.
Ruby: Yeah, you can use other magic spells to-
Megumin: I can't use any other magic.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Aqua: Why not? I have all of the magic of an Arch-Priest, so why can't you use anything that an arch-wizard can do?
Megumin: I'm in love with Explosion Magic. Even if I'm limited to use it once per day, even if I run out of energy and collapse when I fire it! I WISH FOR NOTHING BUT TO UNLEASH EXPLOSION MAGIC! IT IS WHAT I LIVE FOR! OTHER SKILLS ARE NOT IMPORTANT!
Kazuma: GET LOST THEN!
You hit Kazuma on the head.
(Y/N): KAZUMA! DON'T BE RUDE! Sorry about him. You're welcome to stay.
Weiss: (Y/N), I'll go with whatever you want. But ... do we have to deal with her ... things all the time?
(Y/N): I don't see why not. Besides, she fits the cuteness department just fine with Ruby and Filo!
Ruby: AWWW!
Filo: MASTER!
Megumin just hugged you.
Megumin: OH THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!!!! YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS I SWEAR IT!
