(Y/N): We're back again folks! Caesar may be gone, but I'm not going to rest until the Pillar Men are defeated for good! More adventures, allies, and girls are coming your way, so I hope you're excited! Now, it's time to wreck some ancient assholes!
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Midler (The Last of Dio's Tarot Card Stand Users! She is a beautiful vixen who is the Stand User of High Priestess!)
Midler: HAHAHAHAHA! All of you are stupid! You didn't even realize that the entire sea bed is made out of minerals! I'm on teh shore here seven meters from here, but High Priestess will chew you to bits!
Inside of High Priestess' mouth...
(Y/N): Blegh. Again, I'm inside of something's body. Disgusting.
Joseph: Luckily, this is just the throat.
Midler: Oh (Y/N)!
(Y/N): Huh?
Midler: I know that Lord Dio wants you dead, but I want to say, I have a massive crush on you. So this will be hard for me to go through.
(Y/N): Oh ... you know Midler, maybe if I see you, we could have a little fun if you know what I mean.
Midler: Oh ... my.
She was turning red.
Jotaro: ... Do I have to say it?
(Y/N): Do you want your Mom to die?
Jotaro: (Sigh) I concur, you probably would have been my type as well.
Polnareff: Yeah, very sexy. I can tell by your voice.
Kakyoin: Yes, very much like Audrey Hepburn.
Avdol: Indeed, the impression of an elegant woman.
Joseph: If only I were thirty years younger.
(Y/N): Watch it! You're a married man!
Midler: WAIT A MINUTE! YOU DON'T MEAN ANY OF THAT YOU LYING BASTARDS!
(Y/N): WOAH! WAIT! YES WE DO!
Midler: SHUT UP! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
Joseph: HOLY SHIT!
The tongue of High Priestess began to move, and it slapped Jotaro onto one of the teeth!
(Y/N): JOTARO! HANG ON!
Jotaro tried desperately to stop the teeth, but they were pushing him down.
Midler: It's pointless! These teeth are as hard as diamonds! And diamonds are unbreakable!
(Y/N): HANG ON JOTARO!
You shot out Blackwhip as Joseph used Hermit Purple as well!
(Y/N): Jotaro, every mean thing I said about you when we first met ... I take it back. You were one of the best friends I've ever made in my life. And I'm glad I-
But then you heard something.
(Y/N): WAIT! What's that?
Joseph: Hey, I hear it too.
Avdol: It's getting closer.
???: ORA ORA ORA ORA!
(Y/N): GET DOWN!
Everyone braced for impact!
Jotaro: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!
Jotaro was destroying the teeth!
(Y/N): HA! HE'S SMASHING THE TEETH!
Polnareff: They were as hard as diamonds and he managed to dig his way out!
(Y/N): Because he's Jotaro Kujo!
Jotaro: Good grief, well those were some pretty strong teeth. But I still busted through them. I guess they were low on calcium.
Everyone swam to the surface and emerged onto Egypt!
(Y/N): Yeah, figured as much. Well my friends, we've finally made it to Egypt!
Joseph: It usually takes 20 hours by plane, and it was about a month for us.
Kakyoin: We've been to so many places, and even our dreams.
Jotaro: What do you mean by that?
Kakyoin: Oh nothing.
(Y/N): Now we just need to find Dio! And hopefully, he's out of minions at this point. I mean we've run down the Tarot Cards. What else is there?
Meanwhile...
Dio stood amongst 9 others.
Dio: So, they're here. I suppose there's no other choice. Finish them off.
There was a blind man with a cane, two brothers, one of them being a kid with a book, a sword, a beautiful woman in a red hood, a man with shades, a guy playing with a card deck, a falcon, and finally a man with a big hat.
