(Y/N): We're back again folks! Caesar may be gone, but I'm not going to rest until the Pillar Men are defeated for good! More adventures, allies, and girls are coming your way, so I hope you're excited! Now, it's time to wreck some ancient assholes!
Once again, you guys were out taking out those giant frogs!
(Y/N): THIS TOWN HAS A SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH THESE FROGS!
Ruby: How do they keep showing up?
Megumin: DON'T WORRY GUYS! I GOT THIS!
Raphtalia: UH OH! CLEAR OUT!
Everyone jumped out of the way as Megumin pointed her staff at the frogs, and-
Megumin: EXPLOSION!
KABOOM!
They all blew up, and Megumin collapsed.
Kazuma: Next time, give us a warning.
Megumin: Don't ... patronize ... me.
Then another frog came out.
Kazuma: WHERE DID THIS ONE COME FR-
???: LIGHT OF SABER!
A blade of light slashed the frog in half.
Everyone: Huh?
The attacker was a cute girl with huge boobies.
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Ruby: Oh, thanks for the help!
???: Oh no prob- I ... mean ... IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS TRYING TO HELP! I would lose face if my rival was defeated by mere frogs!
(Y/N): Rival?
Aqua: Are you an acquaintance of Megumin?
Weiss: I'm surprised she would even have a rival.
Megumin: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ICE QUEEN?!
Weiss: You can only use Explosion once, and you tire out immediately. I think this girl has you beat.
???: Well, I appreciate the- NO! I MEANT TO SAY LONG TIME NO SEE, MEGUMIN! AS PROMISED! I'VE TRAINED AND COME TO SETTLE THINGS BETWEEN US! Now it's time to duel!
Megumin got up, and after dusting herself, she looked at the girl.
Megumin: Do I know you?
???: WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?! YOU ALWAYS CAME FIRST, AND ME SECOND! IT'S ME! COME ON! WE WENT TO THE ACADEMY TOGETHER!
Blake: Academy?
Yang: Megumin, were you first?
Megumin: Of course, I was first! I said it when we first met!
Filo: It's true! She did, I remember the whole thing!
Kazuma: You're covered in mucus right now, how can you be first at anything?
Megumin jumped on Kazuma and began to pull at his hair!
Megumin: SAY THAT AGAIN YOU BASTARD! I DARE YOU TOO!
