(Y/N): We're back again folks! Caesar may be gone, but I'm not going to rest until the Pillar Men are defeated for good! More adventures, allies, and girls are coming your way, so I hope you're excited! Now, it's time to wreck some ancient assholes!
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(Y/N): Much better than you were in that stupid tracksuit.
Yang: Yeah, you look like an Adventurer now.
Aqua: You know, when you were loitering downtown dressed in a jersey, you only looked like a suspicious person. Now, the qualifications for being in a party together with me have finally been-
Kazuma: CREATE WATER!
Kazuma splashed Aqua with cold water!
Aqua: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! SO COLD!
Ruby: Kazuma! Stop bullying Aqua! She's doing her best!
Blake: How did he learn a spell that simple?
Raphtalia: Probably out of sick curiosity.
Yang: Yeah, well it's Kazuma, he's a loser.
Kazuma: I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU JERKS!
(Y/N): Hey, you'd still be pathetic, and getting eaten by frogs if we didn't do something.
Kazuma: Jokes on you guys, I got a sword now!
(Y/N): Oh good. Did you give it a name?
Kazuma: No, I want to give it a badass name like-
Megumin: Chunchunmaru.
Everyone: huh?
Megumin: You should call it Chunchunmaru.
Kazuma: I'm not going to give it a goofy ass name like that. This is my main blade, I need to-
(Y/N): Uh, Kazuma, it already has a name engraved on it.
You pointed to the letters, and it spelled-
Kazuma: Chunchunm- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
(Y/N): Okay then, why don't we go and kick some giant frog ass?
Yang: YEAH! I WANT TO GET BACK AT-
Aqua: NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO! NO MORE FROGS! NO MORE!
Raphtalia: I think Aqua is a bit traumatized.
Filo: Aww, poor thing.
Kazuma: It's not my fault that she's a first-rate idiot.
Aqua: I am not a-
Kazuma: DON'T EVEN FLATTER ME WITH THOSE STUPID PARTY TRICKS YOU HAVE, YOU DEADWEIGHT!
Aqua: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HOW ARE WE GOING TO DEFEAT THE DEMON KING IF YOU JUST KEEP GIVING ME THIS ABUSE!!!
Kazuma: I don't have much to gain from that. Judging from the rewards of the quests, the lives of this world are cheap! I want to live my life in the most enjoyable way without doing anything dangerous.
